Wry and Pithy Comment Collection...( Note: I said Pithy NOT p***y) - Page 6

Stryker72 · #51 (**permalink**) 10-01-2008

Floggings will continue until morale improves...

Saildoggie · #52 (**permalink**) 10-01-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stryker72

Floggings will continue until morale improves...

We like this one better:

The morale will continue until the beatings improve.

werebeagle · #53 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008

He's slow, but he's sloppy.

smackdaddy · #54 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008

The problem is that most people with the type story you desire have little desire to relay it. Most of them aren't very exciting, other than being terrifying, and there's often as much chance for their to be stupidity as well as heroism involved.

Boasun · #55 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008

Ignorance comes from Ignoring an Education.

But then Will Rogers once said: Send a Fool to college and all you'll get is an educated Fool.

werebeagle · #56 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008

And along those lines

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

smackdaddy · #57 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008

I don't begrudge you the enjoyment of dipping a rail, I've been known to do so a bit more than strictly necessary on occasion.

smackdaddy · #58 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008

Clear, concise thinking has been proven highly useful to obtaining maximum efficiency with wind powered vessels, though it has no function in the simple exhalation of wind.

ebs001 · #59 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008

The Leader of the Green Party of Canada came up with this although I don't think she knew what she said. "people she talked to are reluctant to vote because it's always the government that gets elected"

Gadagirl · #60 (**permalink**) 10-10-2008

I love golf! It keeps a lot of idiots off the water.>>