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Old 10-15-2008
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A couple of nasty oldies:

"Stop hogging my oxygen!"

"With all that blubber on you, why are they killing whales?!?"
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Some two-bit prophecy for the US elections:

"The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlamp of on oncoming train."
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From an ex-dinghy sailor, how's about:

"A mainsheet cleat will put you in the drink".
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