Big-Breasted, Double-Jointed Female Crew wanted

[WheresTheBrakes]

Must be a great chef and able to brew beer, distill whiskey and have a father that owns a major sailboat manufacturer..

Couldn't help it after reading all of the hilarious posts over the weekend....

~Joey

[werebeagle]

You left out the flat head and pistol grip ears. Teeth optional.

[sailingdog]

Wheresthebrakes—

Gotta be more specific, you could end up with a fleet of MacGregors... or worse yet, Catalinas.... They're both technically major sailboat manufacturers...

[sailaway21]

There is little hope for the male of the species when strictly physical traits are the only things mentioned. The omission of large trust funds as a requirement is incredibly short-sighted and probably sufficient to make all other considerations superficial. One must have one's priorities in order.

[Giulietta]

Dear Mr. Whereare the brakes,

I am writing this to you on behalf of my good friend Chichi El Maricon, he is the leader of the Navy Gay Pride parade, he is "deeply" interested in going "full in" with you.."all the way"...he is shy, so he asked me to write to you asking if you would be interested in sailing "balls deep" with him....

He says his bald head provides enough grip to hold any glass you put on top of it...

Teeth come off....

Here is is Photo...please pm to ChucklesR, thank you.

Sorry for the time you took.

[sailingdog]

Hey GUU-

Was Chuckles hitting the RUM hard before that photo???

[artbyjody]

Originally Posted by sailingdog

Hey GUU-

Was Chuckles hitting the RUM hard before that photo???

That was the rum hitting Chuckles hard

[zz4gta]

hahaha, you guys are mean, funny, but mean.
I believe chuck was way under the weather that entire trip.

Mark this date on your calendar, for this is the first and last time I defend a cat owner.

As to the original post, a good start but missing some essentials listed above. The father doesn't necessarily need to work or own a boat maker, however, having loads of money and a "giving" attitude would be a must. And no one seemed to mention the requirements of a plump posterior on the possible crew member. GUU, how does chuck measure up?

[AE28]

Originally Posted by zz4gta

plump posterior

As in FAT WALLET???

[teshannon]

Originally Posted by sailingdog

Hey GUU-

Was Chuckles hitting the RUM hard before that photo???

If you were sitting with GUU you'd look that way too.