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Get your mind out of the gutter....

So me and the youngest daughter just had a SNOWBLOWING CONTEST...She claims it is not fair i finish first because i have A 11HP BLOWER AND HERS IS A 5HP.....

I offer to let her use my MANLY BLOWER and do the whole driveway......
She gives me THE LOOK............

I come back inside after putting my baby to bed in the garage.Clean the salt and snow off of her.Pour 2 more fingers of My almost perfect whisky...And try to figure out where i went wrong.

Why would she not want to use the MANLY SNOWBLOWER???

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Mark,

I think where you went wrong was going out side to help her insted of staying inside and enjoying your whiskey.
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Mark,

I think where you went wrong was going out side to help her insted of staying inside and enjoying your whiskey.
Am thinking that to,
But pisses meoff that 15 other spinless want to be a father persons looked at this and did not have a opinion......grrrrrr

Drinks two more fingers and leaves the spineless ones to go to bed with the ADMIRAL......

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politly asks the ADMIRAL if she might maybe think...nevermind.
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She's on to you, and smarter than you by the sounds of things... Nice try at the huck finn routine...
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Get your mind out of the gutter....

So me and the youngest daughter just had a SNOWBLOWING CONTEST...She claims it is not fair i finish first because i have A 11HP BLOWER AND HERS IS A 5HP.....

I offer to let her use my MANLY BLOWER and do the whole driveway......
She gives me THE LOOK............

I come back inside after putting my baby to bed in the garage.Clean the salt and snow off of her.Pour 2 more fingers of My almost perfect whisky...And try to figure out where i went wrong.

Why would she not want to use the MANLY SNOWBLOWER???

Am Confused about Kids
Mark
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I've decided I've heard quite enough about your "manly blower", sir!
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Will do nothing to give you a reply but FEED YOU INTO MY MANLY BLOWER WITH STAINLESS SHEAR PINS............Points the output to the DOGS!!!!

Has two more fingers of realy good whisky.
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Something about "MAN" and "BLOWS" not separated by any real verse may explain that the Californians were onto something....

But - may explain your daughters reaction better...
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Something about "MAN" and "BLOWS" not separated by any real verse may explain that the Californians were onto something....

But - may explain your daughters reaction better...

Now it states PLAINLY in my original post to GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.......................

Thinking someone needs to realy get the ENGLISH version of HOOKED ON PHONICKS and study more.....

Then send me a spell cheaker.
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Traveler37 is blowing men again??? I thought you'd leave that to sailhog.
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Traveler37 is blowing men again??? I thought you'd leave that to sailhog.
Now i read this friviolus post,
Obously you did not read the first part...
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!
Then i read it again and realize the Dogs problem...
"I thought "

Now being the husband and father of four kids..This statement will get you into more trouble than you can imagine...
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