Local law..

[travler37]

Small town,
Earlyer tonight i take my youngest daughter newly licenced out to the EMPTY mall parking lot.About 6 inch of we slipprey snow in it.She needed to learn how to slide..ok,,say skid recovery for you PC people.

Now i told the ADMIRAL that this was going to happen so thought i was good...

So after sliding through this realy empty parking lot for about 2 beers,,,i mean 45 minutes...The gumballs come on behind us........

My daughters first traffic stop....GASP.......

Local COP pulls her over,,We are in a mall parking lot.Does the Id/Insurance/Registration thing...Takes all paperwork back to his car and comes back to ours in a few minutes..asks daughter to step out of car and puts her in back of squad car saying there is a problem...

So at this point i am beered up and freaking...
Law comes back to my window...does the sir please slowly step out of the vehicle thing.......Now i am thinking about the 70's and all the bad things i thought i got away with...am 47 yrs old i think...

Law pulls the cuffs from one side and says i need to make a phone call....hands me his phone allready ringing......

The ADMIRAL answers and says GOTCHA BOTH!!!!!!!!

Now my question,
How do my DAUGHTER and I get her back?

Mark
PS..have to love small town cops.

[travler37]

You know just a little help WITH DIAGRAMS WOULD HELP HERE!!!
mark

[scottyt]

okay a couple of options, here is my best, but you need enough cars for it

go on the web find an audio tape of a bad car crash, then when the daughter is out and the wife is too, call the wife saying the police just called the daughter was in a bad accident and you are one you way to the er, then scream oh sh&% and play the tape then hang up, tell the daughter not to answer her phone for a little bit say about 5 mins.

next option but you need popo help, get her pulled over by a popo and before she leaves the house put a baggy off parsley on the back seat in sight, have the popo do the whole drug arrest thing

next one is easy but will take time before and after, get a bunch of cheap meat and cut it up, then get some fake blood, right before the wife gets home put a body knife ( fake blood ) and some chunks off meat with blood all over the kitchen and maybe the hall floor, up the steps etc then leave the front door open and every one leave. you can go one better with the meat put an old pair of pants with cuts and blood on them with meat on the inside when she picks it up the meat will fall out. you need to mess the house up like a fight happened and lots of blood

[sailordave]

You know just a little help WITH DIAGRAMS WOULD HELP HERE!!!
mark

twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
and a paragraph on the back of each one,

[travler37]

Originally Posted by sailordave

twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows
and a paragraph on the back of each one,

The Resteraunt is a thankgiving tradition here......grins.

Mark

[travler37]

Scotty,
Am thinking the third blood thing works but not quite there ...

You realize she involved THE LAW in a small town...This will be known on all points of the compas by morning.So i need something realy..well..verging on EVIL!!!!

HELP
Mark

[scottyt]

well mark if making your house look like a murder scene is not good enough get the cops to tape it off and put up road blocks, heck they might help ya do the setup just for practice on photos and stuff.

here is another option, get a few metal trash cans and red light bulbs. put the red light bulbs in a few rooms open the windows, when she gets home light off a bunch of smoke bombs in the trash cans

[scottyt]

this one will take some friends in the DR type field, get a good doc to give you a strong seditive pill, slip it in her dinner then when she passes out take her to a seedy motel and do it up like the murder scene and put the knife in her hand with blood on her

get a friend that she does not know to get made up like they are dead, when she goes shopping line the trunk of the car at the store with plastic lots of blood and have him act dead. plan it with a cop to happen to just be driving by when she opens the trunk. edit or have her paged and spill some blood on the ground have the cops waiting due to some one calling the cops because of the blood

another drug idea is bail up some hay in trash bags and duct tape load the trunk and get her pulled over, huge drug bust.

fill her car with packing peanuts

change the house locks and have a fake lawyer drive up to hand her seperation paper work when she gets home

move out and i mean everything put up for sale sign

[scottyt]

take a smoke bomb tie it to the frame of the car, put the fuse on the muffler with a few matches next to it, when the muffler heats it light the matches then the fuse, boom lots of smoke

talk to her boss... get her "fired"

have someone she does not know,a guy, come up to her at dinner out swearing that he is upset that after 2 years of sneaking around that she wont leave you like she said she was. then you need to get real butt hurt, she will deny it but so would every woman. you need to give him details on stuff she does when intimate like noises and stuff

do you want more?

[sailingdog]

Better yet, have a woman come up to her and do that...

Originally Posted by scottyt

have someone she does not know,a guy, come up to her at dinner out swearing that he is upset that after 2 years of sneaking around that she wont leave you like she said she was. then you need to get real butt hurt, she will deny it but so would every woman. you need to give him details on stuff she does when intimate like noises and stuff

do you want more?