What is legitimate post bashing?

[BookofMaya]

What is a legitimate post
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What would be considered under Sailnet etiquette rules to be ‘legitimate’ posts and ‘immoral ax-murderer sniper stem-witches’ posts? >>
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What are the qualifications for a sailor of the male species to post ads pertaining to ‘seeking female companionship’ while unanchored without incriminating oneself to be led to the altar for dismantlement and banned-mendship status?>>
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Clearly there can be only one requirement to place such a post/ad: One owns a floating piece of wood/fiberglass capable of carrying two safely or borrows one righteously under laws of trust by two persons, the sailor and the captain. The rest is up to the female to take it upon herself the inquisition therein.>>
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In the Cyber-Sea, does anyone of the minority really know another of the vast majority well enough to bestow upon oneself to be rightfully crowned as being an Omniscient All-Knowing-One thereby in full thrust render judgment upon another human being the verdict of credibility be it a medal of honor or incrimination? >>
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If so rewarded of such high ranks than may we all of the animate kingdom ask that you, the All-Encompassing-Knowing-One be our bright beacon and light up the skies for all traveler’s safe passage. >>
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Whoever happen upon such posts should take in reflection that opinions of the derogatory kind are of a subjective matter and should be treated as such. >>
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Remember, it’s not the size of the boat whether it lacks this or that. It’s the gracious swiftness of the sailor maneuvers that officially matters in the end.

[Sapperwhite]

So, Maya, are you trying to lure little 'ol me (fit & trim no less) on to your boat for an all expenses paid (by me) vacation over the horizon (so long as I can cook topless)?

I'm on to your little game.

[kelly888]

Now I am confused

[mightyhorton]

I'm confused, too. I looked at Maya's public profile. There are two people in the picture. Which one is Maya? These days, the pink smiley faces aren't really a clue.

[craigtoo]

Originally Posted by Sapperwhite

So, Maya, are you trying to lure little 'ol me (fit & trim no less) on to your boat for an all expenses paid (by me) vacation over the horizon (so long as I can cook topless)?

I'm on to your little game.

Sap.
Say it ain't so.
You leavin' me?

[smackdaddy]

Yo, Maya - I saw you were on Roatan for a while. We were there a few months ago. Where'd you stay? We were at Bananarama and Lost Paradise. Nice place that.

We also spent some time on the mainland at some crazy eco lodge in the mountains. Freakin' sweet.

BTW - whatever you do, DON'T follow the link in Dog's signature. It's the "pull my finger" of Sailnet.

[BookofMaya]

Two reasons why I posted that:

Firstly....Hey, I read it, called it, and I'm stickin' to it! Slandering a post of a man wanting to sail with a woman is absolutely childishishly ludicrous. It's probably from men in chains with a kitchen knife at his juggler by a jealous determined woman on the other end that makes him react so. A drift diver on the open water in turquoise carribean waters wants everyone to have a taste of the serenity he has swallowed.

And Secondly, I needed ten posts!

[smackdaddy]

Nobody - and I mean NOBODY, puts a kitchen knife anywhere NEAR my juggler. He and I have been friends since childhood - and he can manage 4 running chainsaws at once - BLINDFOLDED. Truly a bad-ass in the circus world. He gets me free tickets and peanuts.

Welcome Maya. Smack 'em down!

[bljones]

I am way too sober for this thread to make any sense. I'll check back in a couple of hours.

Hey, if I get drunk enough I may start tossing limes randomly in the air while asking you to pull my finger- would that make me a childishish juggler?

[ckgreenman]

Shoot I don't even have a juggler . I could do with some entertainment


Speaking of juggling chainsaws, Smack. Do you ever watch "Time Warp" on the Science Channel?