Mike,
you sorry SOB, welcome to the "club".
I'll second most of the don't s that Alex mentioned, but...
No drinking... have a glass of wine now and then.
No smoking... thats a given, but wha the hell, it ain't kilt me yet
No 'rubbing the banana", I know, it's hard fopr you to quit
Pffft, my banana is finely rubbed. or is that rubbed finely, or is that hand rubbed, oh, screw it.
No reading Smacky's posts
I'll second that.
No farting under the bed sheets... or your banana will be unrubbed.
No watching beavis and Butthead... never got into them, more of a pinky and the brain guy.
No Spicy food... yea, that...never did much for me either
No playing with gerbils... huh? thats gotta be a european thing.
No sailing in over 15 kinots,... I wish
No eating... screw that, I'm goin' fat dumb and happy
no pooping... refer to above
no breathing... I tried that
No...
Mike, all things considered, You can look at it this way. You're vertical, I hear its a hellua lot better than the alternative.
What are they going to do? Angioplasty? Plavix, Lipitor, the real meal deal of about 9 different pills?
take care, you CAN live thru it.
Phhft, heart attack, schmart attack, you're tougher than that.