Mind test and Banana suit

[travler37]

So your going overseas to a war zone and your not required THIS TIME to take a mind test to see if your qualified to go work in a war zone without a gun.First time i was required..............Basically am i just a little crazy.

So you have ben out of said war zone for over 60 days so you get to go do 5 days of orientation.....Call it what you want the second time through.I think i could scare half of the people off just by talking to them in a day but ok.Company/government wants so this is what we do.

Schedual for the last day is the banana suit.A chem suit with no way to get water through the mask.Basically will be dead in 3 to 4 hours in it with no water.If we have to find them and put it on then oh well.clean up is easy.

So back to the mind test they ask about this banana suit and i realize i am eather realy a nutcase or have something i need to do...........

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Mark

[artbyjody]

Reminds me that for christmas I got not a single fruitcake as a gift.