Camaraderie, the moderator, and what he didn't tell YOU!!!!

[Giulietta]

YES!!!...it's disgusting..read and see why...

Camaraderie..you are a disgrace to this comunity..LEAVE NOW!!!!

Why?? you may ask???

HE HELD THE TRUTH FROM US..FOR HIS OWN BENEFIT ON SAILNET!!!!

read this:

Camaraderie, was cruising (motoring), in the Bahamas, one day, in his patriot blue Tayana...

He anchored his Rocna stone and went to a Bahamas beach bar, where he met Joe "Rod" McSteen..a few fru-fru drinks later, Joe found out Cam was returning home, and would go by the BVI's...Joeasked for a ride to the BVI's which Cam, did not refuse..after all sailing at 3 knots is boring, and he could use a real sailor as a friend..maybe he could beat the evasive 5 knots...who knows??

Joe, a reminder of Cptn Ron, boarded the next day and they set sail, no...they set motor...the sails had mildew...

half way thru, as they passed thru a set of exposed corals and shoals, Joe, pulled a gun on Cam, a big Republican gun...Cam was scared, freightened..he feared for his collection of GPS's...and his beloved inside wood work...what boat doesn't need wood work to make the boat go fater??? the famous "go faster wood carvings"....Cam cried, and tears of fear came thru his eyes and nose..he feared for his well being...how could he miss Obama's inauguration???yes..he was going to miss it...

for Joe, stripped cam of all his clothes, Joe took Cam's shirt, Cam's shorts, the socks, the shoes, he then proceeded to tie Cam's wrists to his ancles...Evil Joe, threw cam overboard, into the shoals, and took of sailing with his beloved tayana, main sail up, genoa unfurled..he took everything..the Bose speakers, the 32 GPS's, the TV's, even the Westebeke motor...EVERYTHING....

Cam managed to get up, only dresses with his speedos, Cam couldn't untie himself...he remained like that, hands tied to his feet, for a whole 3 hours, as the tayana disappeared in the horizon...

THEN....a sail!!!! A SAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hopping as best as he could, Cam hopped to the edge of the shoals, and screamed as hard as he could..the girly scream was heard in the Catalina...

Cam was lucky...Guy "Rotten Vinegar' Sway, a good old boy from Montana, returning on his Peterbild decored catalina, complete with a live feed to the American Informer headquarters, and a stinky pipe, saw Cam...what a weird thing he thought...

Anchor down, dinghy down, and as he rowed to the shoal, Cam's crying became one of joy....as he approached the shoal, he asked..

-"what on earth happen here...boy??? what's your name???" Rotten Vinegar asked..
-" Oh my God, dear Sir, I was robbed, My name is Cam...Joe "Rod" McSteen....I...I...I gave him a ride...he robbed me , he took my clothes, my money, by cabin wood carvings, my 40.000lb bulkhead...my GPS's, my money, everything...he then tied my hands to my wrists, and left me here, but in the air....please help me...this happened today, we may catch him.."....said Cam.

And as he proceeded to descend from his dinghy...Rotten Sway, pulled his zipper down, lowered his pants....and said:

-" Cam....this ain't your lucky day!!!!"...

[joeybkcmo]

And it just goes down hill from here

[sailortjk1]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

-" Cam....this ain't your lucky day!!!!"...

Are you sure that was sway?
If it was sway it would have taken him twenty five minutes to say those six simple words.

[mrwuffles]

Giu you need a hobby.......you should definately start a whole thread with all your wonderfully written narratives.

[sailaway21]

Thinkin' a little too much about that spinnaker sock, aren't you? What'd you tell 'em at the airport? All condoms come that size in Portugal?

[Bene505]

We need a new forum to house these threads. Maybe "insults, farm animals and other really off topic things" or maybe simply "Baad Language".

I though we'd hear some real dirt, like he dodged the draft, enlisted with flat feet, actually inhaled or doesn't like beer. If this story is true then I'm glad he didn't tell me.

[camaraderie]

How would someone whose boat never gets out of sight of land know about these distant adventures?

[AllThumbs]

I hate it when Gui is in Wyoming...

[sailaway21]

Got nothin' to do with Wyoming. He's that way after a week in Chicago, Holland, New York, Chile, Brazil, and probably Antarctica. 'Course, in the cold, he just mumbles mostly.

[denby]

Alex needs to get back to his boat.


I didn't know Guy and Cam were that way.