Great news, guess what? I am a millionaire!

AllThumbs · #1 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

All I have to do is send $1500.00 (just his legal fees) via Western Union and my banking info to a guy in Nigeria who is the attourney to a previously unknown and very rich uncle who recenty died. I'll be expecting the money (6.5 million US dollars) any day now. What boat should I buy? By the time I need to make my first payment, the money should be in the bank!

Eric

erps · #2 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

I will double your money if you send it to me instead. Give me a moment to obtain a private post office box out of the country.

AllThumbs · #3 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

Are you the attourney to another rich uncle? Because if you claim to be, I will call you out as a fraud and call the police. What are the chances of me having two rich uncles who have died?

WouldaShoulda · #4 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

Nigeria is such a lovely place with so many millionaires I'm thinking of moving there myself!!

erps · #5 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

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Originally Posted by AllThumbs

Are you the attourney to another rich uncle? Because if you claim to be, I will call you out as a fraud and call the police. What are the chances of me having two rich uncles who have died?

No I"m not an attorney nor do I play one on T.V., but I bought a bridge on the internet last week and the title just came back today. It's worth bazzilions and I'll sell it on ebay. I just need your $1500 to pay the filing fees at ebay.

tongue deeply in cheek.

AllThumbs · #6 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

I am sending the $1500.00 now. I am going to buy a brand new Tartan sailboat!

Life is good!

capttb · #7 (**permalink**) 03-02-2009

Is this your lucky day or What ! I just inherited a Tartan dealership from my Nigerian uncle ! If you will just specify what model you want and send ME your account numbers I'll arrange for delivery immediately ! Gotta hurry tho' them boats are sellin' like hotcakes !

Keldee · #8 (**permalink**) 03-08-2009

The only time I was in Nigeria one of the engines caught fire while landing!So bad vibes.
Had an offer once from Vet Dr Banks to buy a boat I had up for sale,he was from Nigeria too.

RanAweigh · #9 (**permalink**) 03-08-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllThumbs

I am sending the $1500.00 now. I am going to buy a brand new Tartan sailboat!

Life is good!

What a cracking idea!

US27inKS · #10 (**permalink**) 03-08-2009

If you've never visited Welcome to the 419 Eater I would highly recommend it. Make sure you visit the trophy room.