No Dong missile

[sailhog]

A few days ago I read somewhere that the missile the N. Koreans are looking to launch is called the "No Dong" missile. The news brought tears to my eyes. No Dong -- that's its name! No Dong!

I used to think Kim Jong Il was crazy, but I now realize I was way off base. I don't care who you are, you've got to respect a guy who names his missile No Dong. That's so cool. That's all there is to it. Kim Jong Il so freaking cool... that I'm... I"m speechless. I cannot speak... He has that crazy hair, that big belly, and his head kind of bobbles. And then he goes and names his missile No Dong. I love this guy!

[Bene505]

LOL Good point.

Maybe we should tell the NY Times to call it the Eunic missile. I think I'll tell Drudge report that right now.

There, I just sent it in to the Drudge Report. I left out the "I love this guy.", not sure I'd want to go that far!

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No Dong missile

A few days ago I read somewhere that the missile the N. Koreans are looking to launch is called the "No Dong" missile. The news brought tears to my eyes. No Dong -- that's its name! No Dong!

I used to think Kim Jong Il was crazy, but I now realize I was way off base. I don't care who you are, you've got to respect a guy who names his missile No Dong. That's so cool. That's all there is to it. Kim Jong Il so freaking cool... that I'm... I"m speechless. I cannot speak... He has that crazy hair, that big belly, and his head kind of bobbles. And then he goes and names his missile No Dong.

In your headlines you ought to call it the Eunic missile.

(And maybe stir it up with the European Union National Institutes for Culture)

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Nice one. It's all anonymous, so no point in putting sailhog on it.

Regards

[bubb2]

We can only believe that is whole episode is based on his own defiances. Trying to get his "dong" to defy gravity. That is why they are using Viagra as the fuel for the "solid rocket booster."

[Freesail99]

The No dong missle couldn't launch today, it seems it had to much wind.

[tdw]

so.........Kim finally got it up !


(what an effed up species we are.)

[Bene505]

Yes. He previous "launch" fizzeled.

[sailhog]

My wife thinks "No Dong Missile" would make a great name for a vibrator.

[bubb2]

Stick a 4th of July sparkler in the back end of it for realism!

[anthon]

Originally Posted by sailhog

My wife thinks "No Dong Missile" would make a great name for a vibrator.

She's so right!
No Dong Required!