Try complaint generators too. The insults tend to be short and sweet...Alex's were more rants!
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I am writing this letter to persuade you that the inarticulate and flighty nature of Mr. Cruiser Wannabe's adages should indicate to us that something needs to be done. I will persuade you of this by providing a few examples and illustrations of the way in which Wannabe seeks to impugn the patriotism of his opponents. Those readers of brittle disposition might do well to await a ride on the next emotionally indulgent transport; this one is scheduled nonstop over rocky roads. As soon as you're strapped in I'll announce something to the effect of how it is not news that Wannabe's prank phone calls are so exact in their scheme, so comprehensive in their scope, that discourteous lowbrows have adopted and embraced them
verbatim ac litteratim. What speaks volumes, though, is that if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to reach out to the poor, the marginalized, and those unfortunate enough to have been labeled as benighted by Wannabe's propaganda machine.
A day of reckoning is coming, and Wannabe will be called to account. Stated differently, several things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how the existence and perpetuation of narcissism is its own moral justification. This much is clear: If he thinks that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury, then he's sadly mistaken. I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that Wannabe's decisions are ill-advised. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that Wannabe's viewpoints have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply slaphappy. Now, not only are they both abysmal and rash, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that I no longer believe that trends like family breakdown, promiscuity, and violence are random events. Not only are they explicitly glorified and promoted by Wannabe's simple-minded, crafty theories, but you may be wondering why hypocritical wantwits latch onto his hijinks. It's because people of that nature need to have rhetoric and dogma to recite during times of stress in order to cope. That's also why Wannabe says that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"?
While I agree with others' assessment that Wannabe is consistently inconsistent, still, Wannabe wants us to feel sorry for the disagreeable spoiled brats who trample over the very freedoms and rights that he claims to support. I believe we should instead feel sorry for their victims, all of whom know full well that I am shocked and angered by Wannabe's prolix improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. As a dying tree drops its leaves and is attacked by fungus and worms of decay, so too is a nation set upon by Cruiser Wannabe. Far be it for me to promote ugly ideologies such as anarchism.
Wannabe's fans are once again out begging for signatures for some disruptive petition that makes it legal for Wannabe to promote violence in all its forms—physical, sexual, psychological, economical, and social. So what's the connection between that and his reports? The connection is that Wannabe has been fairly successful in his efforts to encourage stinking, corrupt ratbags to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of boisterous paper-pushers. I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. However, if Wannabe were to trick them into fixing their compass on the wrong star they'd soon be so off-course that they'd actually be willing to help him sanctify his depravity. If you observe some repetition in my statements, it is because such repetition is needed for clarity and emphasis as I say "no" to his impulsive initiatives.
Every time Wannabe tries, he gets increasingly successful in his attempts to force me to stampede into the abattoir. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well. His contrivances are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us any day now. You're probably thinking, "Jacobinism is an exclusive, rather than an inclusive, societal force." Well, you're right. But something else you should know is that the objection may still be raised that the laws of nature don't apply to him. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: Cruiser Wannabe. As a parting thought, remember that Mr. Cruiser Wannabe's goals coalesce with those of amateurish misers over at
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