Tilly hat off topic/game

[moonie5961]

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[ssneade]

ok, correct me if i'm wrong, but if i remember right, a limerick is a five liner with the last line rhyming with the first two, correct? so, what would you have us do, finish the one you started, or start afresh?..........

[2Gringos]

nah, you are correct. That is not a limerick.

A limerick follows the form:

A shy young hispanic, Jose',
brushed his teeth in a very odd way.
He tried gunpowder
to make him speak louder
and then shot his mouth off all day.

[kaluvic]

A wise man once told
a bare scalp can be cold
outside or in bed
by the weaving of thread
Your head a good hat it will hold

[2Gringos]

A blistered Bill heard the phrase "Willy,
you should shield your head with a Tilly."
to just shut her yap,
he tried it. The flap
in the wind drove the poor bozo silly.

[kaluvic]

2 gringos limerick as ever
is sharp and witty and clever
the bit about the yap…
the reference to the flap
is one I’ll remember forever