04-15-2010
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In other news, the meteor was taxed heavily, to help pay for health care and to help pay for Obama-friend-care (a new initiatiave to give campaign donators their own car dealerships -- oops that already happened).
Said the detested little govt. employee spinster that decides who will live and who will die, "That meteor caused a lot of neck strain with people looking up. It's ruining my budget and should be promptly killed."
Congress is looking to add a Value Added Tax to the meteor, citing the fact that it brought some excitement into the lives of thousands. Said congressman Spend S'more, "If it moves, we want to tax it. That is, unless it has a lobbyist. I didn't get a donation from anyone, so I say we tax it."
Area prostitutes were complaining that the congressmen get paid to do roughly the same thing as them, only paid in a variety of currencies, yet no-one is arresting them. Some were happy that at least they got to work with a little more light for 15 minutes.
More news as it develops...
Last edited by Bene505; 04-15-2010 at 08:34 PM.
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