Anchoring Threads Suck!

[smackdaddy]

So the idea behind this thread is to come up with jokes that slam those that get so caught up in and dramatic about completely ridiculous technical minutiae that they become...Barbies.

Here. let me begin...

"You know you're disturbingly passionate about anchor threads when...."

[take it away]

[smackdaddy]

...you crimp AND solder your leads.

[jjablonowski]

...you time your eye-splices, then try to better your time.

[knothead]

Originally Posted by jjablonowski

...you time your eye-splices, then try to better your time.

Hey, what's wrong with that?

[pdqaltair]

Smackdaddy, are you trying to shut down the whole forum? All sailing forums, actually?

I'm installing some solar panels tomorrow. I'll be....
* Using non-color coded wire. Actually, I think there's an old lamp in the garage....
* Twisting the ends together. Or crimping with a hammer. I'm out of wire nuts. Maybe I can just cram the wires under the battery cables.
* Drilling some nice un-sealed holes in the core. Galvanized lag bolts should do.
* I think I'll mount them under the boom.

Maybe it would be better if I just went fishing.

[denby]

Pot- kettle= black

[blt2ski]

I'm ignoring this thread, I suggest you all do the same, Master Denby said so!

[MarkofSeaLife]

"You know you're disturbingly passionate about anchor threads when...." you don't notice you're dragging.

[tdw]

not sure about the passion but the Wombet reckons its only a fluke that we don't drag ..

[Ilenart]

We're not dragging. But it's a bit weird that boat behind me is moving forward