I'm going to have to file a restraining order

[Sublime]

If I don't stop beating the crap out of me...

I'm one with tools, knives, etc. While making holes in a "custom" lid for a dehumidifier on the boat (because that lid was missing ), I cut myself right across a knuckle.
Later in the day, well...lets just say I'm glad for fingernails otherwise I would have cut a finger tip.
I know how to use a knife so what the hell?

Then, breaking a bolt loose I punched myself in the face. I'm no glass jaw, let me tell you but I saw stars.

If this violence continues to escalate, I'm in serious trouble. I'm such a smooth talker that I'll forgive me and the vicious cycle will start all over again.

[SailingStNick]

Gloves? Helmet?

[merc2dogs]

I always thought it was the boat getting back at me for getting too friendly with it's intimate parts

[SloopJonB]

That's just the wages your boat demands for allowing you the privilege of working on it and hanging about on it. You need to get a boat that demands less in wages - yours sounds like it's in a union!

[bljones]

I feel your pain.
Craftsman tool humour

BTW, using the phrase "I am going to have to file" might be construed as a self-fulfilling prophecy. Don't even think about picking up a rat-tail or a rasp anytime in the near future, unless you want to fulfill the destiny.

[ccam]

Hey hoss, when the boat bites get nasty better sit back and enjoying at least 6 blue mountain bullets.
Hell, take care of this job "manana" - and that doesn't mean tomorrow!
Just not today

[Sublime]

Originally Posted by ccam

Hey hoss, when the boat bites get nasty better sit back and enjoying at least 6 blue mountain bullets.
Hell, take care of this job "manana" - and that doesn't mean tomorrow!
Just not today

I ain't got time for that crap!

I figured out the other day my mast head light is out. I will, though, wait until I can work on things without injuring myself for a few days in a row before tackling that one or else I risk a looney tunes Wile E Coyote style exit from this world.

[BentSailor]

Originally Posted by Sublime

I will, though, wait until I can work on things without injuring myself for a few days in a row before tackling that one or else I risk a looney tunes Wile E Coyote style exit from this world.

Well, that would be your own fault for hoisting an anvil to the top of your mast

[Sublime]

Originally Posted by BentSailor

Well, that would be your own fault for hoisting an anvil to the top of your mast

I wouldn't do that.


I would go up on rocket powered roller skates.

[BentSailor]

Originally Posted by Sublime

I would go up on rocket powered roller skates.

Well, you know what they say around these here parts... no pictures, didn't happen