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[jackdale]

Originally Posted by SloopJonB

Where do the fish and whales pi$$? Do they come ashore and join the bears in the woods?

They come up to Canada where we permit overboard discharge, except in a few specified areas.

[retclt]

So is it a "Prove I did it" if I'm having a cool off dip? Personally . . . I keep a empty Tide bottle with the lid spout popped off. I heard about a guy who had rigged a funnel a tubing in the cockpit as a pilot relief tube. Hmmmmmm

[SloopJonB]

Originally Posted by retclt

So is it a "Prove I did it" if I'm having a cool off dip? Personally . . . I keep a empty Tide bottle with the lid spout popped off. I heard about a guy who had rigged a funnel a tubing in the cockpit as a pilot relief tube. Hmmmmmm

It's called a "Motormans Friend" - subway drivers had to use it. There is a priceless scene in "Semi-Tough" where Burt Reynolds uses one during an EST seminar.

[aeventyr60]

One woulda thought a real texan would use a big gulp....

[retclt]

Look at the diameter of the plastic Tide bottle with the spout removed. It really is a nice relief bottle and the lid is secure. It's huge diameter accomodates most texans.

[jackdale]

Originally Posted by retclt

Look at the diameter of the plastic Tide bottle with the spout removed. It really is a nice relief bottle and the lid is secure. It's huge diameter accomodates most texans.

Their heads?

Used to live in Houston.

[retclt]

I here it's better in Canada Jack . . . I just don't see it.

[knothead]

Originally Posted by jackdale

85% of men who fall overboard have their flies open.

And 100% of them were boating. So which is more dangerous. Boating or peeing over the rail.
I'll be whizzing over the lee rail as long as I'm sailing.

Now, back to mushrooms. Stamets sells mushroom kits. I want to order one of these.

The Garden Giant™ (Stropharia rugoso-annulata)
grows equally well in beds of hardwood chips and on straw within the garden, especially between rows of corn and amongst leafy vegetables. In the process, your garden will flourish from nutrients released by this monster mushroom. These giant, burgundy-colored mushrooms are low-maintenance and fruit in temperatures as low as 40° F and as high as 90° F. Once inoculated, beds of the Garden Giant™ (also known as King Stropharia) take 4-12 months to fruit. Flushes span 6 months to 2 years depending on care, location and mass of colonized material. These mushrooms are delicious when cut like steaks, basted with teriyaki and barbecued on a grill.

http://www.fungi.com/index.html