Impeach Obama! Obama lied!

[JohnRPollard]

Originally Posted by painkiller

PAin,

That was hilarious. Who comes up with this stuff? Pure genius.

I like to think even President Obama would get a good chuckle out of that one.

[camaraderie]

Toonces gonna be coming after you fer that 'Bama!

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by JohnRPollard

PAin,

That was hilarious. Who comes up with this stuff? Pure genius.

I like to think even President Obama would get a good chuckle out of that one.

Heh heh. What did we ever do without the Internet? Can you believe we actually had to rely on professional comics for comedy? The whole world is funny! Thank you, Internet.

[sailaway21]

It can only be a matter of time before we see the emergence of sailnet bumper stickers saying: "I get my Pain on Sailnet".

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

It can only be a matter of time before we see the emergence of sailnet bumper stickers saying: "I get my Pain on Sailnet".

Awww, shucks. *blush*

(In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't actually create that Obama image. I just linked to it. I think everybody knows that, but I don't want to accept credit for the creation of something that I didn't create.)

[chucklesR]

Well, at least here he tells the truth:

Obama rejected calls for more tax cuts and significant slashing of the bill's more than $800 billion price tag, and said complaints the package was a spending bill rather than a stimulus bill were off base.

"What do you think a stimulus bill is?" he said. "That's the point."

Obama fires up House Democrats to help push through stimulus bill - CNN.com

[hellosailor]

Yeah, great news, the new stimulus plan now contains an earmark apportioning $50,000,000 in the form of one thousand interest-free $50,000 grants to sailors who are willing to purchase new boats (stimulating the industry) and run them on Atlantic Coast Watch duty for DHS. Under the terms of the grant you must log 2000 hours per year more than five miles offshore, for three years in a row, or else the entire grant reverts back to a loan basis at two points above market rates. Fourth and fifth year, less hours, then the grant is written off.

See now, Chuckles? Obama's gonna save us all. Who says economic stimulus won't work?!

[sailaway21]

Originally Posted by hellosailor

Yeah, great news, the new stimulus plan now contains an earmark apportioning $50,000,000 in the form of one thousand interest-free $50,000 grants to sailors who are willing to purchase new boats (stimulating the industry) and run them on Atlantic Coast Watch duty for DHS. Under the terms of the grant you must log 2000 hours per year more than five miles offshore, for three years in a row, or else the entire grant reverts back to a loan basis at two points above market rates. Fourth and fifth year, less hours, then the grant is written off.

See now, Chuckles? Obama's gonna save us all. Who says economic stimulus won't work?!

And the only one able to fit that into his schedule is Portuguese?

[esalmon]

and I thought I would find peace here....a place where our differences would be only that... a place where the waters and the winds would be what matters most...a place where the ugliness of lands would be left at shore.... silly me....

[sailaway21]

Originally Posted by esalmon

and I thought I would find peace here....a place where our differences would be only that... a place where the waters and the winds would be what matters most...a place where the ugliness of lands would be left at shore.... silly me....

That's what you're getting that boat for!

Usually the ugliness of lands get's left by the shore when you forget to plug the bilge.