The fiduciary-bag corner

sailhog · #1 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

I was looking down the list of threads on the Politics/Religion/War/Governement subforum, and I said to myself, "Why does every douche-bag on Sailnet feel the need to post HERE of all places?" And then another question came to mind... The people I've met who suffer from Downs syndrome are usually pretty happy people, and yet you all are so angry. What's up with that?

danjarch · #2 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

It's cheaper then bitching in a bar. Less chance of a DUI as well. I'm not saying no chance, but less for sure.

sailhog · #3 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Dan,
Get the **** off this thread! DOUCHE BAGS ONLY!

MorganPaul · #4 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailhog

I was looking down the list of threads on the Politics/Religion/War/Governement subforum, and I said to myself, "Why does every douche-bag on Sailnet feel the need to post HERE of all places?" And then another question came to mind... The people I've met who suffer from Downs syndrome are usually pretty happy people, and yet you all are so angry. What's up with that?

Hey pal I just looked down that list of threads and I see a lot of respectable people there.

SO JUST WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT !!

sailhog · #5 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganPaul

Hey pal I just looked down that list of threads and I see a lot of respectable people there.

Oh god, that's funny! I'm dying here! Oh, somebody help me! My stomach has a cramp! Help!

MorganPaul · #6 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailhog

Oh god, that's funny! I'm dying here! Oh, somebody help me! My stomach has a cramp! Help!

Take it easy. Don't piss your pants.

danjarch · #7 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

How come I never get to play. I may not be a douche bag in real life, but I play one on TV. And I seem to be able to bring it out in others. Kinda like a douche bag whisperer. You know, like if there's this nice guy, just minding his own business, finding out how to fix his wench, not insulting nobody. I come along and mention something that most would find a harmless bit of trivia, but I say it real quietly in his ear, and next thing you know he's reaching his full douche bag potential. Posting all kinds of garbage about this or that in the political treads, then threating to leave and what not, but they never do. That's because of me.

sailhog · #8 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by danjarch

I may not be a douche bag in real life, but I play one on TV. And I seem to be able to bring it out in others. Kinda like a douche bag whisperer.

Like Caesar Milan!

tdw · #9 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by danjarch

How come I never get to play. I may not be a douche bag in real life, but I play one on TV. And I seem to be able to bring it out in others. Kinda like a douche bag whisperer. You know, like if there's this nice guy, just minding his own business, finding out how to fix his wench, not insulting nobody. I come along and mention something that most would find a harmless bit of trivia, but I say it real quietly in his ear, and next thing you know he's reaching his full douche bag potential. Posting all kinds of garbage about this or that in the political treads, then threating to leave and what not, but they never do. That's because of me.

I like that...douche bag whisperer...now there's a club I would happily join.....oscar wilde or groucho marx notwithstanding.......for they follow me around like flies on what I believe you American chappies quaintly refer to as 'prairie oysters'

Now....while we are talking douche bags.....do you know I sent someone no names, no pack drill but porcine nonetheless) a long reply to a request for my advice on the subject of yacht purchase and the db never even bothered to acknowledge that he read it. Some people....I don't know.....(he said and huffed off, dudgeonly upwardly mobile).....

ps - Morgan.....you are going to have to try just a wee bit harder if you want to stay on the same page as the Hog......

sailhog · #10 (**permalink**) 03-24-2009

I don't mean to use this fine forum to air the dirty laundry of a certain four-legged creature with a thick coat of fur, but... here's an excerpt of the email that certain creature sent me:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdw

Nothing against you, Hog, but I hate pigs. Again, nothing against you. Now, having said that... every pig I've ever seen has had these beady little eyes, and you just can't trust them -- especially with your money. Not too long ago I ordered a case of Bourbon from this company in South Carolina. I sent in my check but never received my booze. Lo-and-behold, the company was owned by a family of pigs. So, as you can well imagine, I'm not going to just dole out free advice to some four-legged swine. It's going to cost you... how does $5/word sound?

I took this creature up on his offer, and what I got was a Tolstoy-length description of a Tartan 37 -- along with a bill for $75,000. Again, I don't want to turn this fine forum into a food fight...