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Holiday Rum Cake Recipe
I've had requests for my Caribbean RUM Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up.
(Made one this morning!!!!)
2 cup flour
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 bottle Rum
2 cups dried fruit
Sample a cup of Rum to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Rum again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Rum is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Sample the Rum to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the Rum. Now shixxx shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the hatch. Finish the Rum and wipe the counter with the cat.
Enjoy your holidays where ever you may be...
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Last edited by Cap-Couillon; 12-24-2015 at 09:31 AM.