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Hog...sorry to be so direct, I am not trying to offend you, but going alone and not theter (or however you write it, meaning attach your sorry ass to the boat), is really stupid, and makes you a ass whole in my book....

Note I am not calling you an AFOC, I am calling you an idiot....sorry..
Now, go back to the start box and do not collect $2000.
If you were to fall off, imagine....can you imagine what would your daughter have to endure??? You damn Darwinian....

Next time around, I will offend you properly...so don't do something like that again...and if you do...keep it to yourself.....don't be like the one we all know that chocked on a Pretzel, and was dumb enough to tell everyone...you know who...

Gybe is normal, happens all the time, my last one cost me a boom....that happens..its the nature of the beast...

Not attach you to the boat is IDIOT!!!!!

Even I wouldn't do something THAT stupid...and I am stupid...
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Giu just called me an "ass whole"! These are farting words where I come from! I challeneged the last guy who called me an ass whole to a fart. I said, "Tomorrow, at noon, behind the Wal-Mart... You and I are going to fart." I thought he would back down, but there he was at noon sharp. We farted behind the dumpsters for an hour, and I left him lying there, slowly bleeding to death.

Thanks for your heart-felt concern, you one-eyed Portugese bastard!
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Giu has altered his advice now Hawg...He says now that you need a LONG tether so that next time you drag behind the boat as it slowly (it is a Catalina after all) sails into the sunset. You can use your unique talent to try to jet yourself back aboard!
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This Columbus Day, gentlemen. It's not Let's See How Many Ways We Can Think of to Insult Sailhog Day.
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This Columbus Day, gentlemen. It's not Let's See How Many Ways We Can Think of to Insult Sailhog Day.
It's not? Damn, I had a good one too...Oh well. Happy Columbus Day, Hog.

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Let's See How Many Ways We Can Think of to Insult Sailhog Day is not today and it's not next Monday. Although you all are observing it today, it's not an actual holiday. If today isn't Columbus Day, then why are my children here driving me f----- crazy?
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Let's See How Many Ways We Can Think of to Insult Sailhog Day is not today and it's not next Monday. Although you all are observing it today, it's not an actual holiday. If today isn't Columbus Day, then why are my children here driving me f----- crazy?
Because they like short trips?

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DJ, you are one clever young lady. Had to stare at that for a second...
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