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DJ, you are one clever young lady. Had to stare at that for a second...
I can't take the credit...it's the coffee. Coffeecoffeecoffee!!!!!

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Thanks for your heart-felt concern, you one-eyed Portugese bastard!

But I have 2 eyes.....one brain....2 eyes...still one brain more than you

And I am a bastard, but not heart-felt guy.....

Anyway...happy you're ok....
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Anyway...happy you're ok....
That's what I needed to hear...
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Giu has altered his advice now Hawg...He says now that you need a LONG tether so that next time you drag behind the boat as it slowly (it is a Catalina after all) sails into the sunset. You can use your unique talent to try to jet yourself back aboard!
Now, now... don't make me reach into my bag of Photoshop on you again:

I can use them on Giu
or I can use them on you.
Think hard and long,
about what to do!

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This Columbus Day, gentlemen. It's not Let's See How Many Ways We Can Think of to Insult Sailhog Day.
Sorry I came into this late, sailhog. I would have backed you up. I don't have tether but I do have a leash I can lend you. Ass whole, is that the same as a complete *******?

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I don't mean to brag, but my flatulent powers are... considerable. Let's just leave it at that. You all may not LIKE that I have these incredible powers and that you do not, but I do have them and you all are just going to have to deal with it. Sometimes I feel as though certain people on this forum are... jealous of my flatulent abilities and try to lash out to my sailing abilities -- which I realize are not fully developed -- in order to bring me down to their level. Women are attracted to me because of these powers, and I'm sure it drives you guys CRAZY. That's your tough luck. See you losers later...
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That's what I needed to hear...
Ohhh you should have sent me a pm requesting that...

You paid for insult...not compassion....

Compassion is three doors down the corridor, on your left, past argument, which is on your left.

See it here....
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I don't mean to brag, but my flatulent powers are... considerable. Let's just leave it at that. You all may not LIKE that I have these incredible powers and that you do not, but I do have them and you all are just going to have to deal with it. Sometimes I feel as though certain people on this forum are... jealous of my flatulent abilities and try to lash out to my sailing abilities -- which I realize are not fully developed -- in order to bring me down to their level. Women are attracted to me because of these powers, and I'm sure it drives you guys CRAZY. That's your tough luck. See you losers later...

Hog, you do have it coming out both ends, that's for sure...but I thought your college girlfriend dumped you on account of your flatulence??

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Everyone:
I don't mean to brag, but my flatulent powers are... considerable. Let's just leave it at that. You all may not LIKE that I have these incredible powers and that you do not, but I do have them and you all are just going to have to deal with it. Sometimes I feel as though certain people on this forum are... jealous of my flatulent abilities and try to lash out to my sailing abilities -- which I realize are not fully developed -- in order to bring me down to their level. Women are attracted to me because of these powers, and I'm sure it drives you guys CRAZY. That's your tough luck. See you losers later...
Mine aren't bad either, really. Neither are my boys. It is an inherited thing. FOr example, we were on this sailboat at Annapolis over the weekend. We really want to lowball the owner, but all these people kept walking through it and seemed interested. Thus, we loaded up on some pinto beans and just sat down below - hatches closed. The rest took care of itself.

I think I will be the proud owner of a Tayana 52 before long. Of course, that smell is kinda worked its way into the upholstry. Guess it needs to be a really low ball offer now so I can afford to replace it. I just hope the owner does not find out.

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CD,
With all due respect, I don't think you know who you're talking to here. I'm sort of the Babe Ruth in my field. You're an excellent sailor, and I'm "gifted" at what I do. If you can refrain from comparing yourself to me in the flatulence department I'm sure we can remain friends.
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