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A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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My old boss had a bad ass. One time when we were out fishing on his boat. It was really quiet and all of a sudden he let out this long ass ripping fart ending in a loud "put-put-put". Ass against an aluminum bench seat. I'm sure you all can imagine.

I said 'Give it a bit more choke Gary, you almost got it started.'

He laughed so hard he nearly fell out of the boat.

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More importantly than going overboard, at any time did you spill your beer?

It's important to keep your priorities straight.

"If it is going to happen, it's going to happen out there." Cap'n Ron.
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