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A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
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My old boss had a bad ass. One time when we were out fishing on his boat. It was really quiet and all of a sudden he let out this long ass ripping fart ending in a loud "put-put-put". Ass against an aluminum bench seat. I'm sure you all can imagine.

I said 'Give it a bit more choke Gary, you almost got it started.'

He laughed so hard he nearly fell out of the boat.

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More importantly than going overboard, at any time did you spill your beer?

It's important to keep your priorities straight.
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