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Siamese
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

She's filthy. Better hose her down!

'Been a long day. Might as well take her home and tie her up.

She smells kinda funny down below.

I could sell 'er, but I wouldn't get much.

She leaks.

She's slow. Really slow.

Expensive to maintain.

Her head is full of $%#&.

She's looking kind of shabby, but a good waxing ought'a help.

The first time I was on her, she was still in her cradle.

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