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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

How about:

Her bottom needs a good cleaning
She likes when it's blowing stink
Her waterline is dirty
I just polished her topsides
Her deck needs some work
I can't wait to splash her and have some fun

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

That she's my mistress
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

She's a little dinghy....oh wait, scratch that.
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Kind of beamy, but real comfortable in a following sea.
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Hmmm, smells like fish
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Will fit on a trailer!!!!
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

She's filthy. Better hose her down!

'Been a long day. Might as well take her home and tie her up.

She smells kinda funny down below.

I could sell 'er, but I wouldn't get much.

She leaks.

She's slow. Really slow.

Expensive to maintain.

Her head is full of $%#&.

She's looking kind of shabby, but a good waxing ought'a help.

The first time I was on her, she was still in her cradle.

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I think I'll keep her !
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

My boat doesn't mind these sexist remarks, and my wife doesn't listen to me anymore, however my girlfriend hates them.
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

I can work on her all day and she won't complain.
She doesn't need any upgrades.

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