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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?
She's filthy. Better hose her down!
'Been a long day. Might as well take her home and tie her up.
She smells kinda funny down below.
I could sell 'er, but I wouldn't get much.
She's slow. Really slow.
Expensive to maintain.
Her head is full of $%#&.
She's looking kind of shabby, but a good waxing ought'a help.
The first time I was on her, she was still in her cradle.
Last edited by Siamese; 06-12-2015 at 09:44 PM.