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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Some of these are funny. Most of them belong over on that other sailing forum. Come on fellas we can do better than this. Lets get back to talking sailing...
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"She does cost a lot more on maintenance than I'd figured."
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The only dumb question is the one that you didn't ask because you thought it would make you look dumb.
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If my wife every figures out where the money goes I'm in big trouble.

I have to leave her alone when my back flares up.

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

She is a little slow, i need to make her faster

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she's got a " Hairy Bottom" has always been my favorite!
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

an old one:

"The rigging costs more than the hull"
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How about "I picked her up on the hard" And I did actually.
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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS If you go near Her you had better be wearing soft soled shoes, She loves to be away from all the buoys , She knows the Way Home even when it's dark , Man when it Blows She's a handful. I never have her full dressed when the weather picks up, She loves bit of a party , She always has the kettle on, When the stove is on She is real cosy, I have been all over her bottom and even had her surveyed professionally and got a clean bill of health, She has showed her back end to some racers who then got upset, She loves laying in the mud (bilge keeled ) She always makes me feel welcome, She loves gifts and electronics are her thing at the moment, That's all the long haired one has just entered the room GO SAFE
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