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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

And for the women boat owners out there, the question could be reversed, "Things you can say about your boat, but not your boyfriend"?

...probably nothing. Women aren't as gross as men. But if they were, I'm sure it would have something to do with a big bow sprit.

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Ok... I'll add barquito:
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

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And for the women boat owners out there, the question could be reversed, "Things you can say about your boat, but not your boyfriend"?

...probably nothing. Women aren't as gross as men. But if they were, I'm sure it would have something to do with a big bow sprit.
Really?

How about.... (assuming a woman's boat is a 'he')

He requires all sorts of support to keep the stick up.

His woods all rotted, but it was just cosmetic anyway.

He happiest with just two in the rear and everyone else holding him down...


I could probably go on....

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

All Aboard.

Not gender specific.


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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

You are leaking again, you little whore.
With all the money I spent on you, I would expect a lot more fun.
Dammit... it's all mush down there.

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

Also gender neutral, if you wish to stay in a relationship you should avoid referring to any part of your partner as a "cockpit."

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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

This thread is tasteless and tacky and perhaps offensive. Kinda stupid and very adolescent.
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Re: Things you can say about your boat but not your girlfriend?

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This thread is tasteless and tacky and perhaps offensive. Kinda stupid and very adolescent.
Wow, sounds perfect for sailors!
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This thread is tasteless and tacky and perhaps offensive. Kinda stupid and very adolescent.
That's exactly what I say to them!

"You are tasteless and tacky and perhaps offensive. Kinda stupid and very adolescent."


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This thread is tasteless and tacky and perhaps offensive. Kinda stupid and very adolescent.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
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