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Does it come in blue?

Excellent question there

I have just asked our fanny stylist

Fragronella Styvesant

and she says that would be a special order costing an extra 25 per cent on the normal price


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Later we can sell an accessory kit that takes the sticky crud off the dammed thing. Dealers like WM will be contacting for shur.
wow len you are on fire my lad

take another 50 per cent of the profits from the pacific rim


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For me maths is hard but I figure 100% of diddily is still squat. Ive developed many worthwhile product concepts: like peanut butter in aerosol cans (a flop because crunchy wouldn't),sequential turn signals (48 Plymouth) and delay action windshield wipers (60 Consul).Others take my ideas and run with them. So I'm proud to be on the team to bring this wondrous product to a needy public .
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For me maths is hard but I figure 100% of diddily is still squat. Ive developed many worthwhile product concepts: like peanut butter in aerosol cans (a flop because crunchy wouldn't),sequential turn signals (48 Plymouth) and delay action windshield wipers (60 Consul).Others take my ideas and run with them. So I'm proud to be on the team to bring this wondrous product to a needy public .
On that note.. If you wouldn't mind telling us how you make them, we'll let you know if we can think of any improvements (before sending a bulk order off to China).

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Allkidding aside ,I used to salvage felt from the paper mills and make a similar but much more useful tool roll and work surface. Mill felt is 3/16 nylon felt,tougher than nails and a perfect cockpit protecter for most boat projects .Just don't solder too close. I'd give them as gifts to all my cruising buds. Cost ,nada, accolades wondrous.NOw selling franchises (OK'I'm kidding here. )
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We now have a number of franchisees whio have signed up to take over regions

The price of a Franchise is between $50,000 and $100,000 per US state

Arkensas and Arizona are still available for the lower figure

we will be running a training course (held in the BVIs in January) for our franchisees


we will of course be meeting all expenses for the training ccourse based upon the projected cash flow


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Allkidding aside ,I used to salvage felt from the paper mills and make a similar but much more useful tool roll and work surface. Mill felt is 3/16 nylon felt,tougher than nails and a perfect cockpit protecter for most boat projects .Just don't solder too close. I'd give them as gifts to all my cruising buds. Cost ,nada, accolades wondrous.NOw selling franchises (OK'I'm kidding here. )
This is terrible Captain Len

bitterly dissapointed that within minutes of you being allocated a slice of the magnificent profits we are expecting and there you are starting up with competing products.

I have been in meetings with my marketing team and we have decided to offer you the post of head of global product development at KTL - provided you drop the whole crazy felt tool roll idea.

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PS what are these shiny scratch free decks to which you allude?


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I think it needs an app....

Can I be Senior Vice President of Technology?

P.S. I'm not a crook
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Can I be Senior Vice President of Technology?

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Dear Mr Peter Stephen Notacrook,

your suggestion about an ap is a good one

please take the position of head of technology at KTL Tool Fanny Corp.

This will make you the highest paid member of our staff - but you are worth it

we would also like to offer you 50 per cent of the profits from the Europe

Yours

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Re: The tool Fanny - latest brilliant product from KTL industries

KTL Thank you for your generous offer of director of GPD . dovetails with my current plans to take over the world. Can't say I give a damm about your disappointment though. I've left a stream of disappointed lovers and business associates behind me as I reach new hights only dreamed of by mere mortals
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