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Minnesail 11-19-2019 12:20 AM

Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
One of my favorite humor sites, McSweeney's, has an article that applies to sailors:

International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

hpeer 11-19-2019 06:32 AM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
Good one. Takes a special mind to see smut everywhere!

Minnesail 11-19-2019 12:02 PM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
My favorites are:


https://d3thpuk46eyjbu.cloudfront.ne...png?1499523311
Stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals.




https://d3thpuk46eyjbu.cloudfront.ne...png?1499526441
I require a tug.

Hudsonian 11-19-2019 04:45 PM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
QR1: Request permission to lay along side

sailjumanji 11-20-2019 06:32 PM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
Diver Down flag

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Capt Len 11-21-2019 05:32 PM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
What's the signal flag for invitation ?

Minnewaska 11-23-2019 08:06 AM

Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex
 
If you're so far apart, during sex, that you need signal flags, you're doing it wrong. :)

Kpbear2020 11-24-2019 02:49 AM

Lol


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