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Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

One of my favorite humor sites, McSweeney's, has an article that applies to sailors:

International Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

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Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

Good one. Takes a special mind to see smut everywhere!

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Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

My favorites are:



Stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals.





I require a tug.

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QR1: Request permission to lay along side
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What's the signal flag for invitation ?
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Re: Maritime Signal Flags That Would Be Helpful During Sex

If you're so far apart, during sex, that you need signal flags, you're doing it wrong.
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