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Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.
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I wish you wouldn't tell them that. It's embarrasing when your co-workers keep asking to see my big johnson.
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Let me tell you a couple of things about my boat:

This is my first boat and I wanted to make sure I have all the amenities. I don’t have a lot of space so I got a little head.

The salon is compact enough that my wife can grab me a cold beer without moving too far. Everything is within broad reach.

The boat came with an inflatable dinghy. The more I pump, the harder my dink becomes. It will never be rigid though. It is a little tender.

My control lines run down either side of me when I am at the helm. I spend a lot of time between the sheets.

Sometimes we have guests aboard. One young lady wore a ‘sailing skirt’. A ‘sailing skirt’ is one so short that it reveals the wearer’s cockpit.

Just thought you might want to know…

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Stuffing Box???
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Stuffing Box???
Not at the moment, but thanks for asking. BUH DUM dum.*

* Note, I would've said "rimshot" but that also sounds dirty.
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The valve on my seacock is seized and there are no bungs for the bung holes! I might see a whale in my state with a clear view of it's blowhole! Now shut up and leave me alone while i play with my scuppers!!!!
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