crew wanted - Chesapeake Bay/Sound of Music cruise

For my cruise down the Chesapeake this June I've decided on a Sound of Music theme.



‎I'll be renaming my boat "Edelweiss" for the trip. Interested applicants should be able to ‎read a nautical chart and:‎
• know all the songs from the movie‎
• have confidence in sunshine
• have confidence in rain
• not mind calling me "Captain"‎
• not mind being called, alternately, "Maria", "the Countess" , "Franz", "Liesl", ‎‎"Louisa", "Friedrich", "Kurt", "Brigitta", "Marta" or "Gretl".‎

Preference will be given to applicants who can speak Austrian, play the guitar and sew ‎clothing from drapery material.‎

Food will consist of typical Austrian fare: cheese fondue, beer, hot dogs, apple strudel, ‎schnitzel with noodles (my favorite), Swiss chocolate, SwissMiss cocao, schnapps, etc.‎

Interviews will begin as soon as the weather warms up this spring. Please come dressed ‎as your favorite character. No weirdos, please.‎