Good to know, but wanting my keys didn't seem to have any other purpose.I am not trying to be rude.
Right and you keep repeating them. I think we understand what you're saying. I disagree with all those points I've noted above, just like most everyone else has. I've offered alternatives and even thoughts on how to accomplish what you're trying, even though I don't think it's likely to work.I am trying to make a few points. ......
What are we doing with this thread now? It's going in circles. This seems to be more of an amusing discussion than ultimately annoyed you, rather than an actual strategy for your exit.
I hope you find what you're looking for. The odds are not zero, just close.