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I am looking for a female partner to cruise the world with. Female must be fit, driven, enthusiastic. I am able to help monetarily with project and cruise. I am educated and FUN to BE WITH.

Target date is every year Nov to April. Route is open. I need a partner / mate to share the fun with. I would rather do this with a mate, but if a partner is all I can find so be it. I am 41, blonde haired, blue eyed, 6’2”, 180lbs, college educated, engineer by degree.
It seems most females (that I have met) don’t find the idea of cruising as interesting as I do so I have resulted to using the Internet to find you. “You want to live on a boat?” -- Common response from most as their eyes roll.

So to make this happen I am looking for a partner / mate to share things with. Share the fun, the glory, the cost, the pain, the work, the excitement, and life with. I am a very driven person who is not afraid of hard work to get where I want to be, if you can not bring enthusiasm into this relationship do not apply. If you think you are interested email me at [email protected] Please send pictures and a short biography. Thanks.
 

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Hey guy. At least be original and come up with your own lines. You cut and pasted my post from 12-21-01. Have fun cruising, I hope you do not intend on following me around out there too!!
 

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LOOKING 4 MIDDLE AGAD WOMAN WITH A BOAT THATS NOT IN NEED OF TO MUCH REPAIR.HOWEVER I AM HANDY.PLEASE BE IN SOUTHERN CAL AREA.
SEND PIC OF BOAT.
THANKS, DENNIS
 

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Dennis,

Seems to me your username ought to be ALOTDINGY. :) Good luck with your quest on finding that woman who doesn''t need many repairs, or was that the boat??????
 

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Ahoy, Avast there you horney knaves ya need some attention i''ll put ya to the lash . Now pipe down and get back to you stations. I give you a warm soapy washcloth once a weeks so quit your whining and hoist sail. Theres plenty of fine trim in the ports what don''t ask yer name so buck up me laddies but your backs into it or I run you through meself . Arrh Arrh . Big Red the Pirate
 

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Ahoy, lawlesslexie, nay Id rather be caught in a winch then be in Ohio . I be the Pirate of Pine Island FL, and also I slips into the Chesapeake in MD and the Delaware to see me friends at independance hall. As far as yer comlpiment to me writing Id blush but me skin is to red already from the sun and the rum for youse to notice. But thanks anyway and Id be putting ye on me roster of crewmen as a bildge rat for yer troubles. Aye mind ye associating wit the like of a scury Pirate like me is bound to frowned upon in certian social circles her at the net but fear ye not I got yer flank covered. Big Red the Pirate of Pine Island.
 

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Aarr! twas a big red bearded bloke that snatched the wench from me gunwale up Tampa Bay on Gasparilla''s flag ship. I''ve sailed south to the Dry Tortugas to seek my revenge on the RED-Bearded Pirate after I sacked Pine Island! Ye can run! but ye can''t hide!
Even in Cayo Hueso there is no safe harbour.
 

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Ahoy,hogsbreth, AARRHH ye had me going there for a while but the second bottle of rum gave me the wind to overtake your position. I be pleading the fifth but truth be told I''ve got a good suppy of wrenches to offer ye depending on what ye got to trade? the problem wit sacking Pine Island is nobody''s likley to notice!! As for trailing me wake there the old saying be careful what ye seek lest it be seeking you. Big Red 56 the Pirate of Pine Island
 

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Aarrhh, Big Red! Was mistaken I was. That red-bearded pirate in Key(Cayo Hueso)West pleaded for his garbage skow as I scuttled his bucket to Davie Jones'' Locker.
Denied it to the end he did! no Wench No Rum!!!

Oye, I suspected t''wasn''t ye BigRed ''d put up more of a tussle, no grog to pillage.

Nay, the wench was no where to be, Truly grateful I am, Big Red on yer advise on the use of a soapy towel. AARRHH ARH!!

Sailed with the wind a beam, we did, raised the ole Jolly Roger as we set out with a couple of new wenches off Schooner''s Wharf vengeful and a case of Lamb''s Navy Rhum n''not a soapy towel t''be found nar needed. Two days out we lost your track! Was it the rum or was it the harlets? never mind twas any who, the wind blowin anew as we spotted yer wake.
AYE, OYE You leave a wide wake Big Red! Many a story you leave behind from port to port to keep a true course! Keep a lookout to your lee. Least we catch ye in a drunken stupor forcing ye to share yer store of rum and the wench ye stole!!

AARRHH, AAhy we can both be three sheets to the wind! Telling tales of the wicked wild wench that stole me hart.
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