Get your nose out of your phone!

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Texting the smoking hot girl friend narrative is much better than the narrative of that the whale had rolled over to wave to the guy and in order not to wave back to the whale the guy started texting on his phone.

Maybe we can get a grant to study the possibility that the electromagnetic radiation given off by a cell phone releases endorphins into the brain giving the user a high. Why else walk around with a cell phone stuck on the side of your head?