It's kind of funny now, but it wasn't funny back 20 yrs. ago . Ms. Westi and I were in the dingy tied up to a dock at a tall ship fest , drinks in hand . Across the way we saw the orange CG boat coming at us at a ridiculous rate of speed . I was busted, I blew .0001 over. Plus we had no PFD's and no paper reg . with us , my bad they had me dead to rights . I got a ticket . A few weeks later I get the fine in the mail , $1,200.00 . $1,000.00 for the .0001 one toke over the line sweet Jesus , $100 .00 for no PFD's , and $100.00 for no registration . I'm bummed , but in the fine letter it was explained to me that if I wrote a letter to the CG Commandant he might go easy on me , (lets remember this was before the day of computs & and spell check) I was allowed 2 letters , first letter was a flat out no , 2nd letter I asked that if I took the CG Aux . safety course , would my fine be lowered ? Commandant wrote back and said this would be acceptable . I took the USCG AUX . course , it lasted all summer long 4 hrs. every Sat . night . I sent my completion cert. to the Commandant , he lowered my fine $20.00 , that was the funny part .