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He described in graphic detail how he was forced to perform oral sex on the fish-like genitals of these aquatic creatures, not only onto the women but also onto the men,” McCallister’s brother added in tears, visibly grateful to find his brother alive.

Although Mr. McCallister does present abnormal injuries and inflammation to the genital and anal area, it is highly unlikely that he was sexually exploited or sodomized by living sea creatures and these are possibly self-inflicted” explained one medical expert.


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Males cannot be sexually assaulted by females, mermaids or otherwise.

It's properly termed "getting lucky".
 

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This site is edgier than the Onion - I LMAO on some of them. For example:

COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA

FLORIDA: 16 GIRLS FOUND PREGNANT AFTER TEENAGER EJACULATES IN POOL

480-POUND WOMAN CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER AFTER HUSBAND DIED WHILE PERFORMING ORAL SEX

MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP

ELDERLY WOMAN ACCUSED OF TRAINING HER 65 CATS TO STEAL FROM NEIGHBORS

CANADIAN FISHERMEN CATCH RECORD-BREAKING 320-LBS SHRIMP



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Speaking of fish, I hear the White House dining room has a new item on their menu. Deep fried Squid Pro Quo. ....on a bed of shredded Constitution.Lightly drizzled with spicy Mpeach sauce. Should be a winner with the potus.
 
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