I have never posted an incendiary message anywhere, but today is the day:
Thirteen month ago I installed a new Attwood V500 bilge pump in my Southern Cross 31. Last night, while at anchor, a seeping seacock admitted enough water to trip the bilge pump at 3 a.m. The odd noise woke me, and, on investigation, I saw the pump running, but moving no water off the boat. Turns out that the pump is incapable of moving any water up the seven-foot gradient from the bottom of the bilge to the outlet of the plumbing on the topsides. Now, a Southern Cross 31 is neither big nor deep of draft (4 foot, 7 inches). I still have the instructions and the sales receipt for this pump, and the specifications state that it should move 200 GPH at a 6.7 foot head of pressure. Baloney! It moves nothing! If I had not been aboard, the pump would have run until it had killed the batteries, at which point the water level would have risen until the boat sank. I note that this specification is based upon performance at 13.6 volts for the 12 volt model. Where the **** does Attwood get 13.6 volts = 12.0 volts? Not my math class. Apparently, this is an ABYC specification. In any event, it is a moronic specification.
Having dispensed with Attwood as a manufacturer of quality equipment, I visited the local marine supply store and then Rule - ITT (at least Rule claims that their pumps are not manufactured in China - who wants to buy something as critical as a bilge pump from China?). Rule's specifications for bilge pumps are similar to Attwood's, except for the addition of this caveat: "Output is based on 10 hour break-in period and at 13.6V (12V models)". Again, the same ******** about 13.6 volts = 12.0 volts, but with the addition of nonsense about a 10 hour break-in period. In the history of the known universe, how many bilge pumps have been run for 10 hours prior to installation? Zero? Less than zero?
As a professional pilot, this is precisely the kind of crap that really scares me about the boating world. If these pumps had been installed aboard an aircraft, some engineer at the FAA would have taken a look at the specifications and said, "Nah, this is a bunch of crap. Say something meaningful." But in the free-for-all of the boating world, manufacturers can actually sell at a profit an item as critical as a bilge pump that can't actually move any water whatsoever in a real-world application. So:
1. Dump some water in your bilge and see if any water actually comes out the fitting on the topsides. I bet none does.
2. Are you aware of the make and model of a bilge pump that actually pumps bilge water overboard?
Thirteen month ago I installed a new Attwood V500 bilge pump in my Southern Cross 31. Last night, while at anchor, a seeping seacock admitted enough water to trip the bilge pump at 3 a.m. The odd noise woke me, and, on investigation, I saw the pump running, but moving no water off the boat. Turns out that the pump is incapable of moving any water up the seven-foot gradient from the bottom of the bilge to the outlet of the plumbing on the topsides. Now, a Southern Cross 31 is neither big nor deep of draft (4 foot, 7 inches). I still have the instructions and the sales receipt for this pump, and the specifications state that it should move 200 GPH at a 6.7 foot head of pressure. Baloney! It moves nothing! If I had not been aboard, the pump would have run until it had killed the batteries, at which point the water level would have risen until the boat sank. I note that this specification is based upon performance at 13.6 volts for the 12 volt model. Where the **** does Attwood get 13.6 volts = 12.0 volts? Not my math class. Apparently, this is an ABYC specification. In any event, it is a moronic specification.
Having dispensed with Attwood as a manufacturer of quality equipment, I visited the local marine supply store and then Rule - ITT (at least Rule claims that their pumps are not manufactured in China - who wants to buy something as critical as a bilge pump from China?). Rule's specifications for bilge pumps are similar to Attwood's, except for the addition of this caveat: "Output is based on 10 hour break-in period and at 13.6V (12V models)". Again, the same ******** about 13.6 volts = 12.0 volts, but with the addition of nonsense about a 10 hour break-in period. In the history of the known universe, how many bilge pumps have been run for 10 hours prior to installation? Zero? Less than zero?
As a professional pilot, this is precisely the kind of crap that really scares me about the boating world. If these pumps had been installed aboard an aircraft, some engineer at the FAA would have taken a look at the specifications and said, "Nah, this is a bunch of crap. Say something meaningful." But in the free-for-all of the boating world, manufacturers can actually sell at a profit an item as critical as a bilge pump that can't actually move any water whatsoever in a real-world application. So:
1. Dump some water in your bilge and see if any water actually comes out the fitting on the topsides. I bet none does.
2. Are you aware of the make and model of a bilge pump that actually pumps bilge water overboard?