[Siamese]

Okay, it goes like this. Create a name...actually, first and last name for a man, woman, etc., out of nautical related things.

Here are a couple examples:
Sandy Bottoms
Marlin Spike

First and last names should be nautical terms, so Stormy Daniels wouldn't work.

I told you it's stupid.

 

[capta]

foretop halyard

 

[redgar]

Hank Clewknee

 

[Barquito]

Clew Baggywrinkel Earl of Mizzen-Luff

 

[nolatom]

Lee Helm
Steady Eddy
Guy Cunningham

 

[redgar]

Does in Spanish count? jejeje.

Rizo Timón (Reef Rudder)
Lanita Babor (Telltale Port)
Izar Vela (Hoist Sail)
Cabo Cornamusa (Rope Cleat)
Chinchorro Tambucho (Dinghy Companionway)
Popa Nudo (Stern Knot)
Remo Arnés (Oar Harness)
Aleta Faro (Quarter Lighthouse)
Nudo Margarita (Sheepshank Knot)
Buque Foque (Ship Jiib)
Balandra Candelero (Sloop Stanchion)
Perchas Trinquetilla (Spars Staysail)
Yola Güinche (Yawl Winch)

 

[Siamese]

Some good ones already!

how about....
Lee Ward
Rocky Shores

Oh, and one that another guy already though of: Mark Twain

 

[SanderO]

Cleat Hatch

 

[mstern]

Bow Baggywrinkle

 

[MarkofSeaLife]

Spike Mizzen

 

[tempest]

Portia Potty

 

[mstern]

Marlin "Spike" Scuppers
Hal Yard
E. Poxy Macerator

I think I need to find a different hobby.

 

[FirstPet02]

Davit Vang-Luffing
Cowling A. Beam
Hank Coaming
Boots Downhaul
Mast Scurvyslicker
Rose Cunningham
Rock N. Roller
Helms A. Lee
Head Sniffer
Ferry Transom
Captain A. Sole
Abe L. Seaman
Dan Forth

 

[tempest]

Clew Cunningham, married to Rose

 

[SanderO]

OK this is kinda stupid....

 

[paulk]

Briny Deep
or Brian E. Deep?

 

[tempest]

Oh, and one that another guy already though of: Mark Twain

A few other famous names:

Muddy Waters
Sloop John B.
Gale Storm

 

[FirstPet02]

Pan P. Pan
Mizzen Overboard
Knot A. Swimmer, and his twin cousin,
Knot A. Clew

I thought of quite a few more. Some not fit for posting. This is like a disease. Must employ cognitive therapy to manage.

 

[eherlihy]

Mai Day

 

[Beyond some weather]

Guy eye

I think it's funny because when knot trying and Gale wants your attention, sheer will of Gale makes Guy Pole stand up.
She ain't luffing; she loves seamen