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All through time, since the beginning of the combustion engine, the debate has raged on regarding the virtues of Sailor vs Power boaters. I for one have stood up and took on all power boaters who dared roar about their superior method to traverse the waves.
Well, I told these blow hards that their are significant reasons' why sailors are much better people, and geeze these guys hate what I said.
Here are my reason's why I think we are superior, and I would venture to say we, well I, are also elitists.
1) We get better chicks, much better looking and smarter.
2) We are much better looking and also smarter
3) Rappers tend not to purchase sail boats as "bling"
4) Sailors can drink more
5) We have more disposable income.
oh,
6) Our message boards are better and way more sensitive.
Well, I told these blow hards that their are significant reasons' why sailors are much better people, and geeze these guys hate what I said.
Here are my reason's why I think we are superior, and I would venture to say we, well I, are also elitists.
1) We get better chicks, much better looking and smarter.
2) We are much better looking and also smarter
3) Rappers tend not to purchase sail boats as "bling"
4) Sailors can drink more
5) We have more disposable income.
oh,
6) Our message boards are better and way more sensitive.