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Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.
all you have to say around a non-sailor is "dingy" and they look at you weird/ crack up laughing without knowing why
 

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There's nothing like getting blown offshore by your Jenny.
 

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As it was said to me:
The Admiral has the Fleet
The Captain has the ship
but you have the cutest little dinghy of them all. :laugher


Note: My dinghy isn't that little FYI
 

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Bunch of boat euphemisms in only one poem

How My Dinghy was Sunk<o></o>
by Larry MacDonald<o></o>
<o></o>
As I approached her sailing yacht, she waved to me and beckoned, <o></o>
I could see her blue bikini, so motored over in a second. <o></o>
As I handed her the painter, I’m pretty sure she sighed. <o></o>
She kissed me in my dinghy, a truth she’s since denied.<o></o>
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I climbed aboard and thanked her as she offered me a drink.<o></o>
I said I liked her sailboat, she said she liked my dink,<o></o>
And she said she liked my Johnson because I didn’t have to row,<o></o>
So I kissed her in her cockpit and we went down below.<o></o>
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She claims that all she said was my frayed painter needed whipping,<o></o>
I mistook for something kinky, must be the drink that I was sipping.<o></o>
All this talk I took for naughty, she later claimed was clean and pure.<o></o>
She said she’d like her scuppers cleaned, did not sound at all demure.<o></o>
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So I did what any sailor’d do with a miss who’s acting willing,<o></o>
When suddenly she turned on me, a wind that was quite chilling.<o></o>
To escape from her I raced above to my dink awaiting there.<o></o>
She suddenly appeared on deck and shot at me a flare.<o></o>
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Good luck was there; she missed me, but put a hole into my dink.<o></o>
Gave one pull upon my Johnson, as my dink began to sink,<o></o>
The engine roared, I started off, I swear, Judge, this is true:<o></o>
I’d have made it back to safety, if I’d released the painter, too.




(As it turns out, double entendres really only have one meaning.)<o></o>
 

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Originally Posted by ADMTROX View Post
Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.
I wish you wouldn't tell them that. It's embarrasing when your co-workers keep asking to see my big johnson.
A new mental note. Never walk are read here at SN at the same time with the laptop in hand. I almost dropped it laughing!
 

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Larry the Cable Guy does about 15 minutes on things that sound dirty, but aren't, starting with "juice box".
 

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Let me tell you a couple of things about my boat:

This is my first boat and I wanted to make sure I have all the amenities. I don’t have a lot of space so I got a little head.

The salon is compact enough that my wife can grab me a cold beer without moving too far. Everything is within broad reach.

The boat came with an inflatable dinghy. The more I pump, the harder my dink becomes. It will never be rigid though. It is a little tender.

My control lines run down either side of me when I am at the helm. I spend a lot of time between the sheets.

Sometimes we have guests aboard. One young lady wore a ‘sailing skirt’. A ‘sailing skirt’ is one so short that it reveals the wearer’s cockpit.

Just thought you might want to know…
 

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I have squeeky rowlocks, you can hear me coming.
 

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The valve on my seacock is seized and there are no bungs for the bung holes! I might see a whale in my state with a clear view of it's blowhole! Now shut up and leave me alone while i play with my scuppers!!!!
 
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