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Ok Guys (and Gals), this thread is meant to be fun and a laugh at each other. No offense here, ok!! Kris (my wife) will probably throw in a few too. So, if you are easily offended or cannot see this as a humorous thread, don;t participate!! I put this in hersailnet because I know that the gals of our lives will have more to contribute than the guys!!! And remember, at the end of the day, we love each other, it just makes you shake your head and realize how different we all are and it is fun being that way.

So, with all that disclaimer stuff out of the way, here goes:

What is it with females?

When you are hot, you think that by cranking down the ac to a lower number it will suddenly blow out colder air! All that does is set the stop temperature, gals. It won't get any colder. But here's a little hint: When you crank it down that low, go for a ride with the kids and hubby in the dink, and come back to see ice cycles hanging from the cyling in the Middle of July, don't be suprised when your husband does not talk to you for a few minutes!! So I ask ya... what is it with girls?

Brian
 

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Ahhh family life. Having trouble at home, there guy?
 

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1. Because she is trying make Hellll freeze over.
I will let you figure out this one CD!
2. If you are the smartest and best looking, by your signature maybe she is hot all the time being around you! But my money is on the sexy boat!
3. You have the temp set on 95 and she wants it on 75. You thought it was on 75 but forgot your Mr. Magoo glasses. :eek:
 

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Brian, you need to get the wifie one of those FischerPrice toy thermostat sets, so she can play with the numbers all she wants without using any dangerous machinery.

If she's going through The Changes...you've got five years of hell coming. Drug her, heavily, now. Or trade her in fast for those two 23 year olds.

"No offense here, ok!!"

"Earth Girls Are Easy." [movie]
 

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HEHE! You guys (and gals) are so funny. Just for the record, the wife and I are peas and carrots. No issues. I just thought it would be a fun thread, kinda like men are from Mars, etc.

Ok, so here's another one: What is it with guys?

Why is it you losers can't lift the toilet lid or flush when you are done? THis is gawd afwul in the public bathrooms. Don't even get me started on my kids in the boat!!

Whenever Glen (my youngest) needs to go to a nice public bathroom, he always goes to the girls with Kris!! Not even his dad wants to sit down in the guys bathroom. SO I ask ya - what is it with guys?

Brian
 

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I suspect women are messy in public restrooms because they don't have to clean them. If we aren't neat at home, we are the ones who suffer. Cleaning the bathroom is a nasty chore, imagine rebuilding the head on a daily basis!
 

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It could be hazardous to my well being if I opine on any of this. Not that I’m married, engaged, or even dating anyone but I still fear some woman would see this.

Oh, I’m sure someone will ask why I’m not married, engaged or dating anyone…why buy when you can rent?? lol
 

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Not necessarily in order.....
...whether in a bar, restaurant, or anywhere else I'll take the women's room over the men's for cleanliness maintained any time. In the same vein, most women, having once experienced drinking enough to induce sickness, avoid doing so ever again. (note that I said, "induce sickness", which is not the same as saying, "induce obnoxiousness".) Only a man will go into the same bar three nights in a row, upchuck in the head each time, and be surprised that the bartender won't serve him on the fourth visit.

as to the thoroughly stupid question that started this thread.....we should bear in mind that the Op was, and may still be, under the influence of some serious pain medication at the moment of posting. The answer to the question can be divined, but to what purpose? One might as profitably spend one's time contemplating why the same woman would choose to inhabit the same bed as a man. Most men are repulsed by the idea of homosexuality, not the least because while we find nothing sexy about the male body, we are also far to familiar with the way that most of us men operate and care for that selfsame body. That women manage to find it desirable on occasion should be more than enough inducement to overlook what might be otherwise regarded as aberrant behavior. Yes, it is nice from a scientific viewpoint to know the answers to everything. But one may notice the sparsity of even the most highly trained scientists who've an interest in investigating the female's simultaneous use of the air-conditioner and the down comforter. As in many other areas of life, "it is, what it is" seems sufficiently descriptive.
 

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What is it with females?

When you are hot, you think that by cranking down the ac to a lower number it will suddenly blow out colder air! All that does is set the stop temperature, gals. It won't get any colder. But here's a little hint: When you crank it down that low, go for a ride with the kids and hubby in the dink, and come back to see ice cycles hanging from the cyling in the Middle of July, don't be suprised when your husband does not talk to you for a few minutes!! So I ask ya... what is it with girls?

Brian
Okay, the engineering answer is: turn the a/c all the way down because when you decided to save money and do the installation yourself, you forgot to make sure air could get to the temp sensor so it would operate properly (you dork!) :D Or because its not really the heat at all, its the humidity that you're fighting. :cool: Or because she's really in the mood to cuddle but your sweaty stickiness is a turnoff ;)
 

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HEHE! You guys (and gals) are so funny. Just for the record, the wife and I are peas and carrots. No issues. I just thought it would be a fun thread, kinda like men are from Mars, etc.

Ok, so here's another one: What is it with guys?

Why is it you losers can't lift the toilet lid or flush when you are done? THis is gawd afwul in the public bathrooms. Don't even get me started on my kids in the boat!!

Whenever Glen (my youngest) needs to go to a nice public bathroom, he always goes to the girls with Kris!! Not even his dad wants to sit down in the guys bathroom. SO I ask ya - what is it with guys?

Brian
Got me CD, but I think its because half the guys I know never even use the restroom, just go overboard. :confused:
 
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